... well, it should be.
EXT. HMS TITANIC'S FOREDECK. SUNSET
The overly familiar opening flute notes from "My Heart Will Go On" begin to play. Narrator speaks while slow montage fades in and out between various quintessential moments from the film "Titanic" by James Cameron.
NARRATOR
We at 20th Century Fox want to express how much
we love female moviegoers. Twelve years ago, you
made Titanic the highest grossing movie. Ever.
You dragged your boyfriend. Your husband. Your father.
Brother. Male friends. They went, either vocally
protesting or silently enduring, to please you.
We at 20th Century Fox want to express how much
we love female moviegoers. Twelve years ago, you
made Titanic the highest grossing movie. Ever.
You dragged your boyfriend. Your husband. Your father.
Brother. Male friends. They went, either vocally
protesting or silently enduring, to please you.
CUT-TO: Black Screen. White Text, italics.
NARRATOR
It's payback time.
It's payback time.
EXT. Cool alien planet with blue aliens, space marines, and EXPLOSIONS.
NARRATOR
James Cameron, the saintly man who made Titanic,
that you went four weekends in a row to see, has a new
awesome film coming out. It's called Avatar. We're not
saying you'll love it, but we know who will. Your boyfriend.
Husband. Father. Brother. Male friends.
(beat)
NARRATOR
This Christmas, go take them to see Avatar.
You owe us, ladies.
James Cameron, the saintly man who made Titanic,
that you went four weekends in a row to see, has a new
awesome film coming out. It's called Avatar. We're not
saying you'll love it, but we know who will. Your boyfriend.
Husband. Father. Brother. Male friends.
(beat)
NARRATOR
This Christmas, go take them to see Avatar.
You owe us, ladies.
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