Linden Limericks

gwenners
There was an old man named Magellan...

Zero

... Linden PR he was sellin'

gwenners

but in Elderglen, he could not get back in...

Zero

'cuz he stank and from miles they could smell him!

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There once was a Linden named Lee...

salazarjack

[Whose] first name contained letters three…

Zero

the Welcome Area he stood / Protecting the 'hood....

salazarjack
Banning griefers and hustlers, would be.

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salazarjack
On rezzing, Rod appeared in a cloud…

gwenners
with volume settings really quite loud...

51 minutes ago

Zero
I've got to fix this? / He asked with a hiss ...

gwenners
else someone will be disemboweled

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Zero
From the makers of SimCity came Robin...

salazarjack
No green prim on her head came a’bobbin…

Zero
She played mommy-in-sub / to the Linden boy's club ...

gwenners
and when she left there was plenty of sobbin'

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